Alias: The Germinator, Mr HuffleBug, Tripple L, Thuuggg
Sex: Male
D.O.B. 3-13
Height: 40 inches
Weight: 35 lbs
Landon is wanted for getting his family members sick without remorse nor the feelings of guilt of anytype. Don't let his looks fool you. Below are some pictures of him pretending to be sweet and innocent. In reality Landon is always on the lookout for someone to hug and breath on.
This is Landon smiling. Behind that smile the mechanics of his brain are constantly thinking of the best way to spread his germs.
Landon often pretends to be interested in the hobbies that you enjoy. This is a ploy to get close to you so he can infect you with his germs.
No, he's not getting a drink of water. He's sticking his tongue out at all of those who are fooled by his 4 year old innocence.
He often goes undercover wearing a hat and covering his face with some sort of sugary substance. His victims often don't know that Landon has been stalking them for weeks, even months.
Wondering what this is? So was I. I did some detective work and found that this is where Landon breeds his germs.
If any of you have any information pertaining to this individual, please contact the number below or your local law enforcement agency.
1-800-GET-SICK
4 comments:
AWESOME post! He's such a cutie!!!
He's the cutest guy I've seen on a wanted poster!!!! Look at that sweet face......
I talked to Landon today when he borrowed a movie from me. He is innocent and false named a bad guy. Now is younger brother might be something else. He is acting like a horse at his house. Go figure.
This is a really funny post! Very clever!
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